(Source: aideanator)
I’m a specialist, you see.
(Source: the-o-t-h-e-r-woman)
One crazy mother f*cker.
No rush.
(via vallardohaerys)
(Source: heathermcconor)
love this quote
i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit
What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?
fuck
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
OMFG
(via bigdhutch)
grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead
(via paging-skinny-white-boy)
I’m going to give you a mild sedative.
(Source: winchestheart, via manycoloredeyes)
*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*
(via paging-skinny-white-boy)
(Source: fortissimo-a-cappella, via the-pantie-raid)
| me: | hi |
|---|---|
| my family: | omg she's out of her room!!! she's alive!!! lolololool |
| me: | bye |
DUMBLEDORE IS TIRED OF YO SHIT FUDGE
(Source: bloodyhell-ronweasley, via littleruiners)
