winterthirst:

i called sebastian bruh because i’m a little shit and so i made gifs of it holla

(via hobbits-and-ents)

itunestore:

itunestore:

Hw isn’t getting done

she still loves sleeping up here. 

(via mediocregrandma)

damittromney:

thelustedwanderer:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my razzling dazzling god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again

(via comptonass-mark)

Q

Anonymous asked:

how often do you have sex?

A

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

Siri…… cancel my three o’clock and access sexy_boob.exe

elovers:

People have some real issues

(via joshpeck)

call yourself cute, it’s good for you

(via cinnamonalla)

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

(via hate)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via yelled)

isxbelle:

Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure

(via shizuos)

nancydrewho:

*saves game*

*presses exit game*

"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"

"I should just in case" 

(via sherlocksolmes)

markruffalo:

mamalaz:

The Avengers as a 70s cop show

I’d watch this show.

(via rightupthetaint)