kristenwiigthequeenofsnl:

yay—stefon:

make me choose:
↳ anonymous asked: season 31, season 34 or season 38 bill hader?

(via rennerwithwaffles)

bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

(via whatsacanada)

diaryofakanemem:

If I date you,

I see myself marrying you.

I see myself building with you.

I see myself growing with you.

I don’t date just to pass time.

I’m dating you because I see potential in you.

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miles-explains-it-all:

thedauntlessbrave:

snorlaxatives:

skeletonporno:

snorlaxatives:

teen titans fancast

  • logan lerman as robin
  • holland roden as starfire
  • michael b jordan as cyborg
  • jake t austin as beast boy
  • elizabeth gilles as raven
  • nicola peltz as terra
  • booboo stewart as aqualad
  • yaya dacosta as bumblebee

Who would play the villians??

good question here’s a few i have in mind

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  • stephan lang as slade
  • jason momoa as mammoth
  • saoirse ronan as jinx

HOLY MOTHER OF DC YES

WOAH THIS IS ON POINT

yoncevevo:

me @ drama i’m not involved in

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gleenncoco:

steal her look: tia roca

john smedlet belvoir rollneck merino wool sweater $230

gucci slim-fit washed jeans $470

ralph lauren collection leather belt $295

ddi 1474015 fanny pack in black $408

michael hill men’s sterling silver 55cm (22”) curb chain $1199

foundwell sterling silver chain bracelet $995

burberry large check stamped bracelet watch, 38mm $495

(via lisaspliffson)

  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

flatsound:

shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a fuck that i want to achieve one day

(via the-bloodless-arcanist)

lotsofsnakes:

thankyouma-am:

Fun fact, not a yawn, popping it’s jaw back together after eating

this is indeed a yawn as he did not eat prior to this gif, as i am his owner

lotsofsnakes:

thankyouma-am:

Fun fact, not a yawn, popping it’s jaw back together after eating

this is indeed a yawn as he did not eat prior to this gif, as i am his owner

(via memesupreeme)

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(via headphoneselephantspencilss)

moonston3d:

We pay thousands of dollars to get majorly stressed out, mess up our sleeping patterns and eating habits to hopefully get a decent job and slave for the rest of our lives… sounds like a plan

(via livelifethoroughly)

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via zackisontumblr)

shitshilarious:

possumoftheeast:

nyannerz:

what the fuucckk

PRAISE THE SUN! 

KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING

shitshilarious:

possumoftheeast:

nyannerz:

what the fuucckk

PRAISE THE SUN! 

KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING

(via onlyever-yours)